Under fatigue of delinquent weightage the plate comes this close to suffocating I know Cake looks tasty, but can't tell how it feels but tell I can of the prostrate plate Plate's aware that black forest cakes roil in rich chocolate-- silk tiers of it piled high, between which nuzzle pitted maraschino steeped deep in sweet liqueur that add volume in sugary grammage. And that when it comes to whipped cream frosting bakers tend to annihilate one hence that black cake that's way too heavy, like a tortilla flattens Plate’s smooth face. To let it sit there unattended this long with only the dark shards disappearing is a crime-- someone best come to relieve Plate of this mess before the forest cake explodes from the fatigue of delinquent weight. Copyright © 2023 Selma Martin All Rights Reserved
Selma Martin is a retired English teacher with 20 years of teaching children ESL. She believes in people’s goodness and in finding balance in simple living. She lives in Japan with her husband. In 2018, Selma participated in a networking course whose final lesson was to publish a story on Amazon. After many failed attempts, she completed the course and self-published her short story, “Wanted: Husband/Handyman,” in 2019. Later, collaborating with peers from that course, she published “Wanted: Husband/Handyman” in Once Upon A Story: A Short Fiction Anthology. Selma has published articles and poems on Medium since 2017; she has a story in Short Fiction Break, 2017, and poetry in The Poetorium At Starlight, 2022, MasticadoresUSA, and Spillwords. After her first NaPoWriMo 2021, Selma writes poetry on her website, selmamartin.com, and is struggling to garner the courage to publish a book soon. You can find Selma, selmawrites, on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.
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Aww. I’m honored. 💜 Thanks so much, Editor Barbara. Xoxo
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Ha, I love this. The fun language choices (delinquent weightage, sugary grammage) and the title
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Hi, JPY, so glad to know you liked the heavy language. So happy you read. xoxo
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Fabulous and scrumptious, Selma. Absolutely love this.💕
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Delicioso, huh, Grace? Eat it already. xoxo. Thanks, dear one.
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💕🤣🤣🤣💕 My pleasure.💕
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wonderfully delightful🎉🤍
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Destiny, 🤗
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Hilarious poem. Love it Selma. Congratulations
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Aww 🥰 how sweet you are, Sadje. Thanks.
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You’re most welcome
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Sweet topic, sweet humor, sweet poet!
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Thanks so much, m’lady XoXo
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A great poem that took the cake Selma! 💞
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Cindy, you crack me up!
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Took the cake! hahaha. You are funny, sweet pea. It did, huh! Glad to know this. xoxo
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💗💞😘
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Hahaha this is so adorable Selma…your choice of words made it even more funny….but now, i must get that cake. 🎂
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You must get that cake–that’s the spirit. And eat it promptly or the poor plate suffers (suffocation) Blessings. xoxo
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I appreciate the creativity of this poem. Well done, Selma.
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Ali, thanks and bless you for enjoying the whimsical thing. I hope you’re not one of those who makes your plates suffer. Eat the cake promptly. Blessing on your new week.
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